• Always keep your condoms in your car

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
    year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
    my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

    There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and
    that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
    twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
    regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view
    of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
    was near anyone else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to
    check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She
    whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
    desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to vercome.
    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't
    say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
    ahead just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in
    shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
    pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
    there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I
    opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards
    my car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
    hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
    little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
    Welcome to the family."

    The moral of this story is:

    always keep your condoms in your car.






    门外,我未来的岳父大人浊泪横流,给了我一个恶狠狠的hug:good boy,我们家的测试你已经pass了,welcome你加入到我们的大家庭中。


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